Soliloqueef

The female corollary to, "mansplaining."

"I was talking to some broad and she went on a 30 minute soliloqueef about being called a chick, her lips never stopped moving."

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Snaccident

When you try to have a snack but suddenly realize that you are elbow deep in the bag having gone way overboard.

I snaccidentally decided to have a cheat day.