fart

1. extensive affection shown by a cat.
2. means of "keeping warm"
3. dry version of "shated"
4. battleships move to pre-empt WAR!

my cat farted to keep me warm i love her affection. lucky i didn't shat myself before i played battleships

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Shated

A wet fart- caused by forcing gas out of body. Results in brown stains on underwear.

"shit i SHATED MYSELF!!"

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