Judas Fry

The hard pointy french fry in a batch that one uses to spear the other fries, much as one would use a utensil.

"Hey man, quit getting your grubby hands all over the fries. Find a Judas Fry and be sanitary."

Reverse splenderson

When you convince your girlfriend you won’t climax in her, but then do it anyway.

WTF! Your reverse splenderson is gonna get me pregnant. I’m ovulating you douche bag!

Reverse splenderson

When you convince your girlfriend you won’t climax in her, but then do it anyway.

WTF! Your reverse splenderson is gonna get me pregnant. I’m ovulating you douche bag!