Nigerian Mullet

When a male shaves his pubic hair above the dick to the bare skin, but leaves his ball hair ridiculously long.

Kristen: I was going down on Greg the other night and I had a mouth full of ball hair.

Laura: was it the Nigerian Mullet?
Kristen: it was the Nigerian mullet.

Nausage

When someone gets sick (vomiting, blowing chunks, etc.) after having a dick his/her mouth.

Laura, after going down on Josh for hours, told her friends she felt quite nausage after the ordeal.

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