Dirty Clayton

An advanced move that all other men at a party will instantly hate because the confidence to even try it drives up appeal he has on all the females of the party. The move is in fact just a quick look in their direction and should there be eye contact he motions using just his head and pointing with his lips to a destination away from the main group, it could be a bedroom, bathroom or even just the hallway for a slightly more secluded place to show her your Super Mario and lay some pipe. Its most effective and so named because of its stealth in case his target has a fugly triceratops runnin interference or better yet a male suitor he may wish to avoid but still beat them cheeks real quick. When it’s employed the result must always end up in sex or it can’t be called a Dirty Clayton but it’s okay to tell others you pulled a Clayton which means you swooped in and at least made out hardcore with heavy petting either inside or outside her clothes.

Guy 1-“Oh hey bro, did you see me pull that 10 outta there last night with a patented Dirty Clayton?!
Guy 2-“ fuck yeah my dude! So you got to hit that?!”
Guy 1-“Did I stu-ut-utter”
Guy 2- “Pics or didn’t happen”
Guy 1- whips out phone
Guy 2- “YOOOO!!!”

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