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This is where a guy is banging a girl in a bath tub and pinches out a long terd. If she says anything about it, then he knocks her out cold.

Tito is having sex with Megan in a bathtub. Tito lets a long log go. Megan says, "What the hell is that?!?" Tito knocks her unconscious. The End.

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mushroom kiss

When a guy jabs his sceptre of pleasure into someone's face.

Please Notice that this is slightly different from the "Fadunk". The Fadunk is more of a Dong slashing/swinging motion, whereas the "Mushroom Kiss" is more of a wang stabbing motion.

Pepito gave Turbowiqua a mushroom kiss after she passed out from eating too many crayons.

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