Schwaak

Pronounounced shu w awk. A Glass pipe, bubble, meth pipe, glass dick for smoking some shit.

-one schwaak
--a what?!
-a glass dick, motherfucker
--huh?
-SELL ME ONE OF YOUR FUCKING FIVE DOLLAR INCENCE BURNING GLASS BUBBLE PIEZO METH PIPES MOTHERFUCKER!!!
--Sir, we do not carry such items, this is a tupperware party*

*see tuperware. Def.

Chickmate

Used in a "im right, youre wrong" situation, conversation, with whom youre involved with.
The Au contraire... The "ta-da!" of in your face. Having the final word and knowing it.

My numb dumb ass hands

and handsome pud
Fuck your ass
And make your numb ass hole come.

Silence. Mouth dropped open catching flies

Chickmate.

LSR

LSR: Land Speed Record. Positive Drive, ambitious, Enthusiastic, hopeful, risk, facing unknown territories, explorers, smiling, against all odds.

Results-90% failure/reality, 10% fun/Super fly!

"Bob" - "Ladies my age are creepy. Girls my age are LSR breakers.

"Connie"- "umm, mind if i pull it out? I AM a certified LSR Holder"

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