Neary Theory

Grounds to stop a car with more than one hubcap off, clear coat missing, older than 1995, or with out of state tags.

You can never go wrong using the Neary Theory.

Little Book Theory

If your name goes in the book strange things will start to happen.

The Little Book Theory is true, my name went in the book and potatoes appeared on my porch.

Edo Theory

If a law enforcement officer moves its leg then the dog will bite you.

The Edo Theory is true, he bit my foot while walking into a store.