Bum Rush

When your walking down the street, maybe with a friend. And you see a bum just sitting, standing, or laying down. You step back, take a deep breath, and sprint toward the bum at full speed. once close, you crossbody him in mid-air, once on the ground you beat the living fuck out of the bum. BUMRUSH.

"Hey jen, do you wanna see me bum rush that bum over there?"

"DAMN. honey, did you see that guy bum rush that bum?"

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