Kansas Banana

A euphemism used by medical staff to refer to a patient admitted for prolonged erection as a result of over dosing on Viagra. The term is derived from the fact that one of the first celebrity endorsers of the drug was a Senator from Kansas named Dole. A synonym is "purple paw paw."

We have a Kansas banana in exam room three and ice packs aren't working so I think we'll have to install a shunt to drain it.

Zagnut

Ejaculating while driving a motor vehicle resulting in momentary loss of control of the vehicle. Nearby drivers will often notice the vehicle zigzagging as the driver zagnuts on their steering wheel.

It's always a good idea to be alert when passing a big rig because those drivers are often working on achieving a massive zagnut.

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