Reproductives

Organs which are used primarily in the creation of offspring.

I was down at the welfare office today, and I saw this guy who shouldn't have kids, so I chopped his reproductives with a pair of hedge clippers

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Statusfy

Sometimes Statusfied (past tense).

To turn an event, conversation or other happening into a facebook status.

1. I'm going to statusfy that.

2. That moment with the hotdog has been statusfied.
3. Hey, you should statusfy that idiot who ran into a glass door.

4. Have you statusfied that yet?

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