Fianna

A badass irish mythological mercenary band led by first by Cumhaill (cool), then Gall Macmorna, then Fionn Maccumhaill (fin mac cool), and finally Oisin (oh shin).

High king#1: You better run before the fianna get our asses.
High king#2: yeah, the fianna will get our asses. They are so badass.

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Hermes

The messenger of the Greek gods. He is the god of luck, journeys, herds, speech, movement, wealth, athleticism, speed, fertility, and trickery. He is the divine patron of athletes, sailors, shepherds, messengers, tricksters, pranksters, orators, and thieves. He is really fucking awesome. The day he was born, he made the first lyre, invented music, stole 50 cows just because he was hungry, and got away with it. He aided basically every Greek hero. He is a gigachad as he can go where ever he wants to. He is really bi, as he boned both Aphrodite and Perseus. He is also fun to work with, as he'll help you with whatever you ask him with.

Man, Hermes is really fucking awesoms