Divorce Fart

A Divorce Fart is when your poor spouse enters your fart cloud and the stench is so offensive that it results in divorce.

“Liesel had been warning Jeff for years that he’s going to eventually dish out the divorce fart. Little did he know it would be so soon. Beef stew was a bad choice”

Munchy Crustard

Munchy Crustard is the typical hardened ring that forms around the nozzle/edge of a mustard container.

“Oh man, Munchy Crustard landed on your hot dog!”

Blown Biscuit

A Blown Biscuit is when a tire blows or gets damaged on a vehicle.

“After I heard the pop, I realized it was a blown biscuit”

“I told you if you didn’t replace those, you’d blow a biscuit!”