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Pouncing Puma

Where a man with an erect penis jumps from a height of at least 7 feet, and plummets his penis into the awaiting asshole of his male mate at ground-level.

"Max is in the hospital. Jacob gave him a mean pouncing puma."

by Cletis Vandamme July 11, 2008

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Bearforce

An elite military fighting force consisting of one man...and one man alone. The epitamy of badass, and the savior of a nation.

"Dude, did you hear the Bearforce is in town? Hadurr."

by Cletis Vandamme July 11, 2008

3👍 7👎