Tram Legend

It’s when you ride a chairlift and forget how to count. But not before swapping the seaman of a retired school teacher with a Coors light bottle cap and a straw.

The guy posted an article about himself
claiming to be a record tram run holder, but id call him more of a tram legend.

Pew ball

Adj. A descriptive word that is used to express disgust in a siblings actions. One step higher than gross.

What kind of pew ball thing are you eating now?