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Noun: a sexual act: a sort of hybrid of the Change Machine and the Birmingham Bootycall. Specifically, when a roll of quarters is placed in a woman's vagina, and a phone set to vibrate is placed in her anus. The phone is called and the vibrations cause the quaters to fall out. It has nothing to do with Pensacola.
Woman: Jill, kill me now. Last night I got really drunk and let Randy do a Pensacola Payphone on me. Now my phone's ruined and I'm out of laundry money.
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When a female wizard explosively queefs large quantities of blizz (a mixture of jizz and blood). Usually it involves magic spells, also.
Dude, I gotta quit dropping acid. I swear just saw a quizzard blizzard.
A type of threesome; Woman A lays down, while Woman B sits down on her face, with Woman B's back facing Woman A's body. Woman A eats out Woman B, while the man simultaneously tit fucks Woman A and has anal sex with Woman B.
Mark:Dude, I did a Backdoor Milkman last night. BEST THREESOME EVER!
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a violent storm of blood and jizz
The girl kicked me in the balls as I was about to come. She got a blizzard right in the face.
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1: adjective; to figuratively straddle the fence on an issue (like politics or sports)
2: noun; to literally staddle a fence, using the fence pole to stimulate the female genitalia
1: Mark: I can't decide whether to give my girl a Birmingham Booty Call, or a Change Machine.
Randy: Dude, quit being a John McCain and just give her a Pensacola Payphone.
2: Dude, I just drove by a girl giving herself a John McCain. She was pretty hefty; I think the fence was about to break.
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Dude: My girlfriend kicked me in the balls last week. When i come, its been nothing but blizz.
Doctor: Hm, this is serious. We may have to amputate.
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