Some one who's so painfully stupid that the only way to define them is that they have a brain made out of upholstery.
Gerard: Man did you hear what that MP was saying?
Felix: I know dude! Talk about ignorant...
Gerard: Goddammit bro too true! What a Sofa Head!
When someone is so lonely and haven't gone out of the house for days when they begin to find the silence sexy they might get a loner boner.
Guy: I haven't been out for ages! I'm so horny, and its so quiet in here...oh god no I feel a loner boner coming on.
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