The Karen, or as itâs officially known âThe Complainus Americanumâ. Easily identified by its distinctively short mane, volatile nature and extreme aggression. The Karen is at its most dangerous when unknowingly already talking to the manager or proven wrong. The introduction of video recording equipment to its proximity will result in hysterical tantrums or acts of violence. The introduction of law enforcement can yield similar results.
Their diet consists of kids on skateboards, the homeless and service staff. Essentially anyone belonging to the genus âMinimus Wagusâ.
They are also often seen consuming gin or soy/almond milk coffee that is known to trigger sudden aggression if not prepared correctly.
The Karen threw the coffee that was âtoo hotâ In the face of the manager after it identifying itself, seemingly oblivious to the sage it was in. The Karen then fell to the floor screaming âYouâve assaulted meâ until it became aware of the members of the public that weâre filming at which point it lashed out violently until retreating to its white 4WD BMW.