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Having fast movements like a cat
When you nearly drop something but you manage to catch it real fast. Then you can say I have cat-like reflexes
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Cooking with jalepeños and not getting all the juice off your hands, then later that night fingering a woman. It makes her curl up in a ball and just want to die. It's basically like setting her vagina on fire.
John: Dude, last night I accidentally gave Emma a jalepeño popper.
Justin: Oh man, no way! Did she cry? That must have burned so bad!
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