Breakfast Hoes

A term used to define girls who are very flaky (like breakfast cereal); A group of girls who always make plans but never follow through.

"Bro these girls are breakfast hoes"
"Why?"
"Cause they're all flaky af!"

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Kept the tiger in the cage

To keep one’s penis in his pants

“I spent a few hundred at the strip club last night but I’m pretty sure I kept the tiger in the cage. Thank god!”