Microsoft

Its both very soft to the touch and micro-sized at the same time, making it the strangest computer company in the world.

Have you seen Microsoft?

Naw, I use Apple. Its a bit sour though.

5👍 1👎

Book

A dead tree that you literally just stare at and hallucinate.

Hey dude im going crazy from reading this book

96👍 14👎

dickwad

You. You are a dickwad. Why are you on urbandictionary? Do something productive, like my mom.

hey dickwad, get off the computer

Get Wooted

1. The perfect username for snowball. io

2. When your just better than someone at something

( 2. ) Man 1: I suck at this math quiz.
Man 2: Oh I got %100.
Man 1: How! I got %26!
Man 2: Get wooted, son.