Book

A dead tree that you literally just stare at and hallucinate.

Hey dude im going crazy from reading this book

100👍 14👎

dickwad

You. You are a dickwad. Why are you on urbandictionary? Do something productive, like my mom.

hey dickwad, get off the computer

Microsoft

Its both very soft to the touch and micro-sized at the same time, making it the strangest computer company in the world.

Have you seen Microsoft?

Naw, I use Apple. Its a bit sour though.

5👍 1👎

Get Wooted

1. The perfect username for snowball. io

2. When your just better than someone at something

( 2. ) Man 1: I suck at this math quiz.
Man 2: Oh I got %100.
Man 1: How! I got %26!
Man 2: Get wooted, son.