DSM

Q: What do you get when you combine the lowest quality American carmaker (Chrysler/Mopar) with the lowest quality Japanese carmaker (Mitsubishi)? A: An over-styled, unreliable, fast-depreciating sled. Diamond Star Motors is no more. Maybe Mercedes can help Chrysler actually improve the function of their cars instead of just the garish styling.

Isn't it strange that I know at least 7 girls I went to high school with drove Mitsubishi Eclipses, but none of them lasted 100K miles? Oh, well. Some Japanese decals will add at least 150hp. Try that with a Chevy!

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definately

The most common spelling of the word "definitely" in internet forums, comment pages, and chat rooms. If you pay attention, you will find that "definitely" is actually the second or third most common spelling. Alternatives include "definatly", "definetly", or best of all "defiantly".

Microsoft's Zune is Definately no iPod - and the person who made that digg post is definitely no English major.

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action packed

Descrete description of a pornographic movie

James went to the video store to get something action packed for this evening

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timber

The rare occurance when one is taking a shit and having the terd the entire length of the bowl, so that when it falls it grazes your not sack. Therefore causing you to not only whipe your ass, but your balls as well.

I was on the shitter and I had to call out timber.

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bajanga

Female sex organ, vagania

Man that chick had a NASTY bajanga.
The girl started to moan when I rubbed her bajanga

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than

On the internet, this word does not exist. It is an anachronism - an attempt to hold on to the old ways of proper English. Don't bother using it. People under the age of 25 will just assume you made a typo while typing "then".

I would rather drink Drano than remember even the simplest lessons from elementary school English class. Errrrr, I mean 'I would rather drink Drano THEN remember...'

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Unscrew

Unscrew(v) Masturbating with one's left hand; the opposite of screwing yourself.

"Instead of screwing himself, Johny decided to use his left hand and furiously unscrew himself."

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