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AD&D

Accidental death and dismemberment
A type of insurance that is characterized by a very low premium and payouts in the event of an accidental death, loss of a body part, or loss of the use of a body part (i.e. finger, leg, ear, head).
It's generally a comical type of policy because you can see how much each of your body parts is worth.

I got $2000 from my ad&d insurance policy when the shark bit my leg off.

by Cliff96 July 15, 2005

15πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


airplane liquor

Small bottles of liquor that are sold as samples. The same tiny bottles of liquor are used on airplanes to make mixed drinks.
The small bottles are desirable for being sneaky (i.e. hide them in your pockets, purse...)

We wanted to get our drunk started at the movie theatre so we brought some airplane liquor to spike our drinks.

by Cliff96 April 1, 2006

22πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


tits out

state of having one's breasts exposed
common usage with public flashing

Kathy got drunk and ended up tits out. She was flashing everybody that stopped to look.

by Cliff96 July 10, 2005

50πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


piss and moan

to whine, complain or bitch about something in an annoying and aggravating manner

I hate hanging out with Bob anymore cuz all he does is piss and moan about losing his leg in that car accident.

by Cliff96 June 18, 2005

101πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


refi

1. (v) shortened form of refinance,
to pay off an existing loan with a new loan
2. (n) an application to refinance a loan

Bill went to the bank to refi his car loan.

Banker: I was working on that refi for bill. I doubt we can do it since his credit is jodido.

by Cliff96 August 8, 2005

13πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


car accident

adj. phrase that describes something so horrible yet unusual that you continue to look even though you don't really want to see. Like a car accident it is human nature to gawk even though we may not like seeing the results

Did you see the car accident top that fat lady was wearing? I swear it showed 12 inches of cleavage. I couldn't stop staring.

by Cliff96 August 1, 2005

20πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž


P&C

property and casualty
A type of insurance that covers any property (i.e. car, house) in the event of loss or damage.

I just got my p&c insurance license. Now I can sell car insurance and home owner's insurance. Yipee!

by Cliff96 July 15, 2005

19πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž