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A Yeast Infection so severe that it's spreadable on a Bagel
"Hey honey, we're out of cream cheese for the bagels"
"Just bring them in here dear. I've got just the solution. Right where you like me the most . Have you ever tasted Vagicotti? Just like my legs, it's spteadable!"
What the only survivor in a mass grave must go through to escape..
Opening his eyes in a blood soaked haze, Ben deftly side stepped multiple dead bodies as he weaved through an Obstacle Corpse, as the only survivor...
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Working the angles in search of narcotics, usually the opioid, benzo or amphetamine varieties
Fucking ran out of my Oxys, Xanax AND ADDerall. two weeks early. Looks like I better start Trolling for Pharma
Trading sexual favors for a place to live...
Avoiding the dual labels of Homelessness and Prostitution, she chose another method to pay rent by Tooling for Roof.
A Mental Diagnosis brought on when a woman is haunted by her vagina, to the point she refuses to admit it exists, or worse, attempts to self surgically remove it.
Poor Mrs Tripe. She never realized how beautiful she was. So very sad. Now dead at 98 years old. Most severe case of Vagichosis ever recorded. For 53 years she was unable even to admit she was a woman, and hid the fact very, very well.
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Methmatics - Tweaking the numbers to fit an implausible conspiracy theory
Using her inexhaustible supply of charts, graphs and numbers, Marcia'so Methmatics offered Methmatical proof for the necessity of sleep
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The lengthy and incomprehensible use of math, as we know it, by tweaking people high on Meth or methamphetamine}
Using her inexhaustible supply of charts, graphs and numbers, Marcia's Methmatics offered Methmatical proof for the necessity of sleep