Coco

A nickname given by Tom Hanks to Tonight Show's Conan O'Brien. Gained notoriety when NBC shockingly announced that Leno's show would be bumping Conan's to a later time.

I'm with Coco.

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iPad

Apple's giant iPod Touch.

Announced January 27, 2010. Made with intentions to replace laptops but fails by not running Flash, not having USB ports, no multitasking and no cameras.

My iPod Touch was getting old. I'm glad I have a new, bigger one that doesn't fit in my pocket. Thanks, iPad!

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Panceling

Canceling plans at the last minute because you went home and made the mistake of taking your pants off, incapacitating the ability to be convinced it's worth going back out

Looks like I'm panceling on going out tonight. Let's try for next week!

clitorusty

Out of practice at oral sex.

My girlfriend & I tried foreplay but I was a tad bit clitorusty.

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Prage

n.

The combination of the words pain & rage. Used when the two emotions are one in the same.

Girl: I just disowned my parents last week out of prage.
Guy or Something: wow, for reals?
Girl: Yessir. I was feeling painful & enraged, so...

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