David

David, originates from Hebrew meaning 'God of Men' and is made famous through popular tellings of the Bible. However David's or Davii (pronounced 'Day-Vye') in modern times are considered typical trashy humans. Although usually seeming straight in their sexual orientation they can often have rampant homosexual outbreaks in which they are usually shunned for by The Boys. Davii are generally crap at banter and will only be found drinking Warm Purple Goannas at partys and later shitting green muk during gaynal as a result or the drinks side effects.

J-Mac: Do you know that guy David that keeps trying to hang wit da boiiz?

Jo-fish: Yeah bro, he's a gay cunt!

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