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What you say, in closing, when you're pretending to be a stupid person who thinks they're making a clever argument. Usually as a hashtag following a pastiche of a dumb-person interlocutor you imagine you're arguing with.
Etymology: the first confirmed ironic usage was by @gbowie3 on September 30, 2012:
well in America we invented democracy, capitalism, freedom and the number one nation in the world #MERICA #ChackMate
Technically any fold of fat of a morbidly obese person, but in common usage one that harbors foul-smelling excretions. These can be simple body odor, areas that were too hard to reach during showering, or areas that have become fouled through elimination, the impossibility of spreading the cheeks, or constrained by the shape of a toilet seat (the latter two causing a "muddy fatcrack"). The word can also be used to describe odors caused by a fatcrack - in this case 'fatcrack' is most often experienced when the fat person moves, releasing a bolus of odor, or 'fatcrack'.
1. "Damn, that lady on the bus had some serious fatcrack going on."
2. "What's that smell? - Oh, that's Ruth, she's got a muddy fatcrack".
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A corporate or political deal that evades all moral and ethical principles in search of profit.
Disney played Evil Ball with copyright law so Mickey Mouse wouldn't enter the public domain.
An expression of approval, often for a job well done, or approval of a characteristic. Amplifications include, 'jolly' (polite), 'bloody' (impolite) and others. Sometimes used sarcastically. Primarily dated/retro British slang.
Intentional:
You invite some friends over to watch TV, and they show up with pizza and/or Chinese take-out.
You: "Good show!"
Sarcastic:
Bobby rides his skateboard down some steps, hops up on a railing, slides down it, loses his balance, and lands face-first on the concrete.
Eric: "Jolly good show, ol' chap!"
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A figurative device, in which a woman hold's a man's manhood, preventing him from acting as per his natural state. Implicit in this arrangement is that the woman has means of reprisal against the man, and should he misbehave, grave consequences await. Most commonly used to describe arrangements in spousal or significant-other relationships, but can also be used in other scenarios where a woman has power over a man, and he must accede to her demands or face consequences. Often abbreviated, just 'TLB', especially when used in polite company.
The word is only correctly used if the man feels emasculated as a result - it does not cover all situations where a woman has authority over a man. A female boss who just threatens to fire a guy would not have him in a testicle lockbox if he feels machismo because of it.
In the late 90's, perhaps the genesis of the term, it was used to describe the arrangement Hillary Clinton had come to with Bill Clinton after the Monica Lewinsky scandal erupted.
Q: Joe, you wanna go bowling tonight?
A: Naw, man, my old lady, she don't want me being out late.
Q: She's totally got you in a testicle lockbox.
A: Shuddup.
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A brother or sister with whom one has incestuous relations.
Travis: Did you see Bobby Sue and Billy Ray lookin' at each other like that? It was really weird.
Clint: P'shaw, don't you know, they're Siblings with Benefits! Stay away from their trailer when their mama's workin' at the Tyson factory on Saturday nights, I tell you.
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A person who doesn't eat red meat. He may eat any other kinds of meat, but in Texas, real meat is red, so chickens, fish, and their ilk must be some kinda vegetable.
"What kind of food should I make if Mary's coming?"
"Anything but red meat - she's a Texas Vegetarian."
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