The Cock Calendar

The calendar for people who can't survive No Nut November

Jump Bones January
Four Finger February
Masturbation March

Anal April

Mating May

Jack off June
Juicy July

Asshole August
Sex September
Oral October
Nut November
Dick December

"Liah it's No Nut November :("
"Not according to The Cock Calendar it isn't ;))"
"Cock calendar?"
"A glorious calendar made by @bri_loves_badgers and @_stonecoldcrazy_ on instagram"

swag money

someone who is so fucking swag that swag isnt enough to describe them and the suffix money must be added because of just how fucking swag they are
they are so swag that their balls dont produce cum they just produce SWAG

bart mccracking: i'm the swaggiest person on earth. no one can beat my swag
waybama: LICK MY BALLS BERT IM SWAG MONEY