van helsing

one who goes after ugly women at night while intoxacated and wakes up feeling like he spent the night hunting for monsters

"what happend last night, and why do i feel like van helsing"

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lezboner

noun; the result of one female's attraction to another, characterized by the massive, uncontrollable engorging of the clitoris,and lewd, sometimes erratic behavior.

Holy shit, did you see Shahera pop that huge lezboner for Kristen?

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pluve

A word that means to love someone without a romantic connotation; created as a contraction of "Plutonic" and "love"

"You know I pluve you Melissa, but I'm your best friend, I can't make out with you"

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munny

The feeling of being actively bored, wanting to have something to do but not knowing what to do, anxious.

"Danzig is a cool band."

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Deimos

The smallest moon of Mars, named after one of the chief horsemen of Mars, the Roman god of war. Literally means "panic". Best known for its irregular potato-like shape.

The mars probe went past Deimos and disappeared.

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goblersnob

a condition where the nasel passages have been inflamed at birth as a result of being dropped face first to the floor.

Chris are you on medication for that goblersnob.

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manjugs

noun; manjugs

1. oversized or abnormally large male breasts.

1. While deployed in Kuwait, Clint furiously groped his manjugs during masturbation. He was very lonely.

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