to risk eating the horse's sperm

When you have 50/50 odds that something could turn out just fine or be really, really awful, and you go on doing it anyway, you are taking a risk that you could be "eating the horse's sperm". Typically refers to sex acts, but not always.

From the Family Guy episode "Family Gay" in which Peter buys a retarded horse and fills the refrigerator with the horse's sperm to begin breeding it. He reveals it to the family while Stewie eats his cereal. He first looks shocked, then narrows his eyes and continues eating....

(Look up "Milky Surprise" at Hulu for the clip)

If you end up with the awful result, you can then said to have gotten the "milky surprise" (taken from the name of the clip at Hulu).

Steve: "So, I found out midway through the date that she is on drugs for being crazy, but I was hungry for companionship so I decided to risk eating the horse's sperm and took her home."

Heather: "And four month's later how's that working out for ya'?"

Steve: "Well I've had more than a few milky surprises. Bitch be crazy."

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hyperhomosadomasochistrionic

The technical term for a gay drama queen. Specifically, a gay drama queen that invents intentionally self-inflicted painful situations for the sheer thrill of having something to be overly emotional about.

Hence "hyper" for energetic, "homo" for gay, "sadomasochistic" for the joy of inflicting pain on one's self or another, and "histrionic" for overly dramatic.

"Man, I can't believe Chad got so involved with that biker drug user. Now he's sitting around bitching and whining and looking for attention and expecting us all to feel sorry for hiim."

"Yeah I know, he's so hyperhomosadomasochistrionic."

"Wha??"

"A big ol' drama queen."

"Oh, yeah, totally, but he does it to himself!"

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cute check bounce

When the amount of leeway you're willing to give someone based purely on their attractiveness runs out. Like a check that bounces because of insufficient funds, a 'cute check' is given by uninteresting but attractive people but soon bounces when you find there's nothing in the 'account' to draw interest from.

Cameron: "I don't know why you still put up with that Tony kid. His cute check bounced about 1 day after I met him and then I just couldn't stand to be around him."

Gyro: "Yeah I know, but he's just so darn cute."

Cameron: "Yeah well, whatever."

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GHMS

Acronym for "Go Home, Masturbate, Sleep."

The antithesis of DTF or "Down To Fuck"

"Hey Erin, you DTF?"

"Not really, I think I'm just gonna GHMS."

"Lame."

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Awwmit

The combination of feelings experienced when one is observing an event, thing or person that inspires a combination of tender feelings and regurgitation ('Aww' and 'vomit')

"Would you look at those two, always sending little love notes through Facebook where we can all see them swooning and fawning over each other...I just have to suppress my awwmit."

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Unified Theory of 80's Movies

The fact that most all movies in the 80's had, at their core, a single running theme:

Bored suburban middle-to-upper-class white teens have crazy adventures and come full circle having learned a little about themselves.

How this particular zeitgeist arose is a matter of debate; its existence is not.

"Adventures in Babysitting, Mac & Me, Flight of the Navigator, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, License to Drive, Pretty In Pink, Mystic Pizza, The Wizard, Breakfast Club, Lucas, Gremlins, Risky Business, All the Right Moves, Back to the Future, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, The Boy Who Could Fly, Can't Buy Me Love, A Christmas Story, Dirty Dancing, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Goonies, Karate Kid, Labyrinth, Little Monsters, Lost Boys, The Monster Squad, Neverending Story, Pretty in Pink, Real Genius, Revenge of the Nerds, Say Anything, Sixteen Candles, Some Kind of Wonderful, Stand By Me, Weird Science and War Games are just a few of the movies from the 80's that fit under the Unified Theory of 80's Movies."

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anablog

The old fashioned journal you wrote in with crushed tree pulp, binding, and maybe some kind of lock mechanism. For some reason people used to like writing opinions only they read. It is a fad past its prime but Borders still sells them for some reason.

"What is that odd rectangular shaped device you have in your lap that appears to be filled with blue lined 2 dimensional pieces of non-digital substance?"

"Oh this is just my anablog...I write it in to remember things and keep my private thoughts"

"I see, so how do you post it when you're done?"

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