Bisexual

“A hole is a hole”

“U bisexual? Cuz that’s kinda gay!”
“Nigga a hole is a hole, I mean it is pretty gay, but it’s more of a 50/50”

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Magic Toaster

A magic toaster is a genie toaster but when the plug of it is rubbed firmly, quickly, roughly, but gentle all at the same time it will grant you warm white/yellow creamy buttery smooth semi sticky butter to butter your toast with. And when that hot butter is shot onto your toast you get 3 wishes. (No asking for infinite wishes you gay bitch) “*toast is not included*”

David: “Yo I found this magic toaster and I rubbed the plug so hard that warm buttery white butter splatted onto my toast.”
Caleb: “Bro the same thing happened last night but I didn’t see the toaster.”

Robin

Robin is an environmentalist.

Robin: I love the birds, I love the bees, I love the oceans, and the trees. I am an environmentalist and a damn good one.

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