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A very tight vagina that just might leave marks on your penis.
I'm limping because of my girlfriend's Penis Fly Trap. I really should have either used more lube or just said no.
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When one walks unexpectedly through a fart cloud, and the offending odor sticks to their face, hair and clothes, they have just walked through a fartweb.
I walked through a fartweb and it was awful!
When one posts a gif/meme on social media, especially on Facebook, pushing their agenda, they are gas-memeing.
That Facebook post with the picture of low gas prices from the pandemic isn't fooling anyone. Everyone knows demand was down because of the national shut-down. That guy is just gas-memeing.