Haggard Douche

Adjective - Description of homely looking loser (usually male).

Tim:”what’s up you ole haggard douche”

Cumshitter

Noun - Person (usually male) that receives anal sex from another male and allows him to ejaculate in his ass. Then the receiver pushes the semen back out into the cummers face

Jackie was the best cumshitter Bitty ever pumped full of love juice