doom porn

Articles or videos online (prevalently in the blogosphere) that mainly talk about the collapse of either the financial world or the

world in its entirety. People can develop a fascination/addiction reading about this stuff (much like people who watch regular porn).

Just read an article over at <popular, bleeding edge financial website> to read about how the dollar is going to take a shit. I had to get my doom porn fix for the day.

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first class ass

-The asshole of all assholes.

-An asshole who is more of an asshole than any other asshole you've ever met.

Greg: Hah! Remember that girl you were trying to ask out for the longest time? I fucked her last night.

Fred: Fuck you Greg! You're a first class ass, you know that!?

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seller's block

Not being able to sell something; product, item, service, etc. for a long period of time. (Can be retail sales or personal ad sales)

(Similar to a writer's block, but in relation to sales.)

I haven't been able to sell my iPod on Craigslist for 1 month now! I must be having a seller's block.