shit-and-run

Taking a massive, hellacious dump in someone else's bathroom (especially a stranger/acquaintance), then leaving swiftly and pretending that nothing happened.

Person 1: Hey man, why are you in such a hurry? We just got here ten minutes ago?

Person 2: Get your coat. I just took a massive shit in this dude's bathroom, and I want to get the hell out of here before he finds out it was me.

Person 1: So...shit-and-run?

Person 2: Exactly.

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