ghost-shit

A turd that passes your anal sphincter as a ghost passes through walls, thereby requireing no wipeing (leaving no residue on one's person).

Q.= Did you finish the toilet-paper ?
A.= No man, I took a ghost-shit

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clickers

The dried-up turd nuggets that remain attached to one's anal hair when one does not procede with proper wipeing. Not to be mistaken with bogg-roll residue.

Dude. I WOULD have, but that cunt had clickers all 'round her rear-end !

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