Fag Stick

1. A tall, lean male homosexual.

2. An elongated wooden object used by male homosexuals to enlarge their anal rectum and find sensual pleasure. Generally found in the shape of a penis, although this may differ in cases involving kinky individuals or those with abnormal tendencies of distortion.

3. A fantastical object (much like a wand) conjured in the minds of many homosexual men, (esp. just before an orgasm caused by masturbation and mental fantasizing), that is supposed to turn attractive, straight men into queers with the simple flip of the wrist. The 'Fag Stick' is generally attached at one end to the groin, in place of the penis.

NOTE: As of yet, no such object has been found and proven operational; thus dispelling any concerns or fears many straight men have felt upon discovering the notion of such an item.

1. "John Dyss is one lanky Fag Stick."

2. "Can you believe he actually brought his Fag Stick to school?! Gross..."
3. "I swear, someday I will use my Fag Stick on that hunk-of-a-man!"

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