Mud Monkey

A massive, 5lb pile of shit sitting in your underwear, telling you to go back to diapers.

"Bob laid a big mud monkey in his underwear to cool off his asshole, after being brutally assaulted by his uncle."

Butt cheeks

Two soft pillows that can be used for sleeping on, or devouring in hopes to reach the juicy little hole at the bottom.

Bob(Very horny): "Hey Maranda, may I please consume those thicc butt cheeks of yours?"