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Masturbating to any of the eight Harry Potter films.
Frank: Dude are you comin out? We're at the bars.
Me: Nah man, I'm whomping the willow tonight, sorry.
An operation in which the physician makes an incision above the anterior lobiscus muscle and removes the pterodactyl from the human body.
After his pterodactylectomy, Bob took a week off of work and lost his appetite for lamb.
A sudden onset of violent diarrhea during the middle of a long hike.
During his hike up the flatirons, Max had a bad case of Kilimangiardia, so the group was forced to leave him behind.
Putting your children to sleep by suffocating them with a wild shrew until they lose consciousness.
When Bill was arrested for child abuse, he tried to explain to the police that he was simply telling his son a Romanian Lullaby.
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A common expression used to describe an achievement or performance previously thought to be impossible (or at least highly improbable).
At the 2014 Winter Olympics, Shaun White really tried to lick the elbow by going for his third straight halfpipe gold medal, but was unsuccessful.