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Bongcloud is totally a brilliant opening move that starts out with:
1. e4 e5
2. Ke2
and learn the bongcloud theory
"try out the bongcloud"
the godly word used by the smartest intellectuals
"whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'ric'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al took my fucking donut"
"my nibba the fuck did you just say"
"whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'ric'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al"
a game where 2 kingdoms fight each other while being figures
pawn being the seemingly useless but has tricks up its sleeves
knight being the coolest, winning by taking L's
bishop go diagonal
rook be going straight and sideways
queen being everything except for knight, its too cool to take L's
king being the fucking crybaby that needs protection and somehow s the most significant one on the board
checkmate, castling, you get the idea
do the funny botez gambit for cool
"chess"
"chess"
definitely stands for keep yourself safe and not kill yourself
"shit i couldnt clutch up"
"kys mofo"
very tall buildings with 10 floors and parkour with totally good physics (totally)
JToH sucks - A fucking ToH player
8👍 4👎
a mystical creature, with the calling of "father figure". legends told this creature had been on the mission to get the true unexpiring cum-like liquid with a sweet taste, the milk.
dude 1: yo bro my dad found the milk
dude 2: cap your dad hasn't been back for 25 years