1% Stroke

When you are jerking off with 1% battery in your phone and you have to make it quick so your phone doesn’t die mid sesh

Jake really needed to jerk off but he had low battery so he did the 1% stroke before his phone died

HAZBOOZLE

Hazboozle (verb):
To engage in an act of deceptive or cunning behavior with the intention of tricking or fooling someone. It involves employing clever tactics or strategies to mislead or confuse the target, often resulting in amusement or surprise. Hazboozling can range from harmless pranks to elaborate schemes, and it is typically characterized by a sense of humor or playful mischief. The term is often used colloquially to describe an entertaining or cleverly executed act of trickery.

(In the context of the "Hazbuzan Syndicate" empire in Stellaris, hazboozle refers to the art of cunning and deceptive behavior employed by members of this influential syndicate. Originating from the renowned Hazbuzan culture, hazboozling is a key element of their strategies and operations. It involves skillfully manipulating situations, information, or individuals to achieve their desired outcomes, often to gain an advantage or secure their interests within the galaxy.)

"After carefully planning his prank, Jake hazboozled his friends by pretending to be a famous celebrity and causing a hilarious commotion at the party."

"The Hazbuzan Syndicate hazboozles rival empires through intricate diplomatic maneuvers, covert operations, and clever economic tactics, establishing themselves as masters of deception in the Stellaris universe."