McBee Matador

A form of cow fighting popular in McBee, SC. Involves a redneck chasing a cow with his pants down trying to 'stab it' with his penis.

"Where's your brother?"
"He got caught playing McBee Matador with Jeffersons' prized Hereford, and they threw his cow-fucking ass in jail."

Trust Fart

Like a Trust Fall, but with a fart of unknown quality. Performed with eyes closed, arms crossed, and legs slightly apart.

I was starting to feel better and decided to perform a Trust Fart in the grocery store and shit my pants.

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Deadbeat Farter

A person that farts and doesn’t/won’t claim it, or wanders away without taking responsibility.

“That was awful! Who shit?”
*crickets*
“It was probably the boss. He’s a deadbeat farter.”