whyku

The state of disbelief that one encounters when one realizes that people write haiku for fun.

Upon reading an inane haiku, Bill said "whyku?"

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Whoopsy Christ

A stronger form of Whoopsy daisy: an exclamation expressing surprise at a somewhat larger than minor accident.

Whoopsy Christ! I didn't mean to hit that pedestrian. Is everyone in the car OK?

paradoxology

A short hymn or recitation in praise of paradox.

I accept that life is full of contradictions, and I sing the paradoxology.

dzhudzh

The sickening, shuddering sound and feeling that one's pancreas makes when one has consumed entirely too much sugar.

As I washed down my 3rd Cadbury creme egg with a bottle of soda, I could feel my pancreas begin to dzhudzh.

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