Dark Knighted

When your best pal blanks you for days on end without as much as a text, phone call or visit.

Fuck me Mike, he has Dark Knighted us once again! I’m not sure how much more of this shit I can take. I mean I’d like to say he has good reason but I know for a fact he is just fucking pussy

Clown Turkerson

Somebody who demonstrates the upmost incompetence at the highest level

Fuck me! look at this Clown Turkerson. He’s just gone a reversed over he’s own dam Cat. What a fucking Clown Turkerson