Petticoat Pie

A term used in the central United States to describe dropping your pants and defacating on the hood of a car, specifically a luxury car.

"I gave a petticoat pie to the driver of that Lexus who double parked in front of the grocery store."

Hadel

(Noun)
1.) Insatiable consumer of human souls as the Hadel itself lacks one ; similar to a Wendigo or Man-Eater; usually takes human female form.

2.) Terrifying creature lacking any true identity and taking the form of their romantic partner’s ideals only to move on once their objective is met (see also: Mirroring)

3.) Someone debased of moral fortitude, a swindler or someone that does not honor their word in priority of their own selfish gain .

1.) “Man did you hear about Corey? Poor guy got Hadeled again, his girlfriend took everything and moved out to be with the guy she was cheating on him with”

2.) “Ultimately, he came to learn he was with a Hadel in human form. What seemed like the perfect mate for years was simply one day gone without a trace. Had his friends and family not met her, they’d never have believed the creature existed.”

3.) “The snake oil salesman was the truest form of Hadel, blankly speaking any combination of words to clutch the hope of the buyer who, blinded by the pain of their ailment, was desperate for anything that would make it subside. The Hadel could smell the desperation and hope like a wolf winds it’s prey.”