Flirting

According to my ex:

Flirting is having friends and making them laugh. And if someone “flirts” with you (makes you laugh) while you’re in a relationship with someone, then you’re a cheater :)

John: OMG Bob was flirting with you, you’re such a cheater!!
Amy: just because I laughed at him doesn’t mean I’m a cheater..
John: this isn’t going to work

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Slow Roast

When someone drinks a little at a time slowly becoming drunk but remaining drunk for a longer amount of time

Fuck me, Damo is a slow roaster

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Sexciting

When someone has the same sex drive and kinks as you, and it makes you wanna scream and cum all over them

Debbie: “OMG I love being choked to near death!!!”
Luke: “DEBBIE NO WAY!! I love choking people to near death!”
Debbie: “LUKE this is so sexciting. I can’t wait to be choked the fuck out!”

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