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Ucku-bamafay

1. How to say "Fuck Obama" in Pig Latin, in front of your Moron, tree-hugging, dirt worshiping, Left-Wing, "I refuse to think or hear reason and will vote to re-elect a president who has literally doubled the national debt in Not Even all of Four Years, and will literally have tripled it by the time he‘s through in 2016 if he gets his way".
2. What to say in front of your sick 4 year-old with a temp of 103 (as you wait to be seen in the standing room only, over-crowded doctors office that you have been waiting at for over 6 hours), when you realize first hand that Obama Care has fucked you again, after Obama promised you could keep your family doctor (but straight out Lied!), and you have to wait at a clinic at now 3am with your crying, feverish child, at the back of a daunting line of people also waiting to receive sub-par medical care from a P.A because M.D‘s are now a dying breed now that physician are on a set salary and their earning ceiling is fixed .

"A67?...Calling A67."
"What number are we again Honey?"
"C19... ... ...What is it Dear?...now Dear, don‘t curse in front of the children..."
"Ucku-bamafay !!!"

by Cluck Finton November 11, 2014

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