Г

The thing that’s on Waluigi’s hat

Mario: “Well what’s-a this Waluigi left-a behind on my door?”
Luigi: “Looks to be Ge (Г).”
Mario: “You can’t just-a call people gay like-a that, Luigi! It’s a not the 20th Century!”
Luigi: “But that’s-a literally the name of the letter.”

Tito

Dick dickman baby!
He raised Phil and loves the ladies.

Tito: I am Dick! I am the leader of all of these idiots!

Brandon

Some dude that Trumpists really like for some reason

Brandon: Hey baby, you wanna know how wicked I am? I got a whole crowd chanting my name!

Trumpists: Let’s go Brandon!

Jessica: I don’t think they’re celebrating you… or being positive at all…

frogskin

The result of circumcising a frog in your anatomy class

Dr. Marcus: Okay, you can take your frogs out... wait, why do I see some already loose frogskin?
Kyle: I heard the frog was Jewish.

Ohio

The hot bed to disperse the rejected remains of whatever failed experiments were conducted by planet Earth. Home of the college who's abbreviation doubles as a rhythm game. Also home to the guy who owns Sonic Jam.

Ohio moment.

Z

1. Last letter of the alphabet.
2. Sleep
3. A grade so bad you'll wish you were never born.
4. The modern Swastika thanks to Russia.

(sends a z to a group chat to indicate he's going to sleep)

American: I too should catch some z's. Good night!
Eastern European: We'll make you eat those words with Ukrainian gunpower as you watch Russian snuff films.