Someone who is pissed most of the time, and great at keeping schtum. Also a one-night soulmate you meet in the smoking area of a club and tell your innermost secrets too.
You know you can always count on me; Iâm a confidential waster.
Last night a confidential waster saved my life.
A fictional child killer who assumes different comical personas to lure children into his cave.
"I'm scared of the scary puppet man at the window, mum."
"That was just a bad dream honey, don't worry."
"No mum, he's real. He's called Chokey-Dokey and he wants to take me away."
someone with uncontrollable wind
- He kept farting and farting. He's such a blufty.
- Oh blufty, when will it ever stop?!