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Angela

Total bitch

Angela’s a total bitch

by Clyde dammot February 23, 2024


Codied

Similar to get coded or 86’d but basically you get thrown out of a bar randomly but they won’t explain to you why. Just tell you “because of what your friend did”

Well damn. We just got codied, only played 2 rounds of pool..

“So, what did you do anyway cody”

“Ah, it was nothin man, literally nothin even happened. Those bitches were just…”
“Alright here’s what happened..I’ll tell you what happened” proceeds to stare and point, make faces followed. By noises with no particularly defined direction equipped to his unsheathed pointer finger.. never does answer the question or settle on what he had intended to point at. If I had to guess it was probably the ceiling fan and an insistence that he did nothing wrong or would say the did what he had in fact done to get us.. uh i mean you thrown out. That’s the sixth time we got codied this month you bastard

by Clyde dammot January 28, 2024


Jabromi

It’s when you’re into hello kitty porn and stay up late to watch watch Conan o Brian

Hey what is up my jabromi

Don’t call me that

by Clyde dammot January 28, 2024


Grateful Dead

Some shitty want to be Rolling Stones group (but they could actually play their instruments) that were around in the eighties and did like 4 decent songs and pretty much could’ve totally shut the fuck up for the last 40 years and could have potentially saved us from the likes of Chicago or hotel California oh yeah let’s hear that one more fucking time.

Hey let’s listen to the Grateful Dead ! Not until after free bird. Oye! Nobody interrupts fucking free bird! Lenard skinner died while shredding this tune!! Hey, who turned this on… this song sucks

by Clyde dammot January 28, 2024


Spare Change

The little metal discs they give you back sometimes when you spend Benjamin Franklins. Can also observe poor people dumping them into recycling bins at grocery stores, how dumb is that?! And they complain about money all the time, go buy some more lottery tickets wanker! I’m not even from Ireland that’s how irritated I get thinking about it

Spare Change! No dammit! Gave you like seven dollars last week, do you even realize how much bs I gotta put up with for $8.25?! Get the fixck out of my way sir please thank you, I’m sorry

by Clyde dammot January 28, 2024


Obama!

Rally call.. for change!

Obama! Hey, come on everybody! Things are gonna be different!

by Clyde dammot January 28, 2024


Get some

Something idiots say to other idiots to confirm and validate their idiocy to one another as part big a pre game ritual to jack each other off utilizing plunger technology

Ye-Ah - gonna get some of me one of these!

That’s gross, people come to this park you know

by Clyde dammot January 28, 2024